I didn’t want to hurt your feelings

cheryl didn’t want you to know
your breath needs help
your weight is a problem
you aren’t what employers are looking for
nobody wants to hurt your feelings
you should ask yourself
why does anyone care about you?
Speaking of gouging my eyes out….
a personal letter from santa
writ large
let me tell your wife
you hate to be wrong.

Sometimes I worry

Golden Pig Year - 2007
Full of promise
Hope, faith, redemption
money, god, and power
all the happyness in the world.

But i worry
i know the truth
I don’t think things are going to go so well for you
for me
for America.

grammarian and under
funded
education is dead
in America.

全国総合出会いセンターよりお知らせです。

Wstreet newsflash
Winter is in the air
We are surrounded by icy women -
Cold Frigid Women.

Twinkle, twinkle
Turkey tips and recipes
Fat girls eating -
Gristle, glistening,
Love is in the air.

To everybody in Columbus
An apology -
The cookies are coming….

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i died a little that day for you
Every day I die a little more.

Your secret?

You Can Make It Happen!
Your refinance application has been accepted.
Your Palms Hotel 3 Night Stay is Confirmed
Your Home Value.
Your health, your care
Your health support
Your Guide to Wealth
Your wealth
Your favorite games
Your ticket to ride
Your hot car
Your smokin’ wife
Your massive bank account
Your easy life
YOU HAVE WON!!!!!
Your sweet life might come crashing down.
Your letter
Your letter from your doctor….
Your news isn’t good my friend.
your phones not working,
Your office called us
Your wife called us
Your girlfriend called us
Your going to want to know what happened next.
youre going to Leave
Your account access is limited
Your account could be suspended
You have been NOT been pre-qualified
You can’t find cure that you need.
YOU HAVE LOST.

its always Maria.

Developmental, or personality?
I hate to ask this, but …
Maria is being kind of a bitch again,
All knowing, and all powerful
You know how hard it is,
dealing with uncertainty!
I wish that I could just give her a pill to make her happy
watchmen and milord,
keep her happy -
keep her safe.

Madame Maria tells you the truth

Westenhoefer,
Flesh Hungry Dogs, Jackhammer, Circuit and Chocolate
flit and imperil
The hounds of war
released later month.The Darkest
My Friend - You are in Trouble
Your wealth
Can’t be a lover any more
.

Canadian Pharmacies are standing by for you

I am so glad I discover
I am
Unhappy with the ratrace
before it is too late.
for happiness click here
for love, click here
for sex, click here

not going to work tomorrow?

me either;
i found the secret to happiness

a pill
a pill
another pill
thank god, thank god, thank god
i am truly grateful for this knowledge.

Think About Your New Life Ahead.

Asian Children, American Names -
Who can afford to lose everything?
Alexandra wrote,
is this as good to you as it is to me?
There are days when I wonder if she was right.

Spam Poetry Is Back!

New domain, new format, new design, and as much as can be salvaged from the old site, but yes, it is back! Watch this space!

Sadly, in the move, the old comments were lost. I might be able to salvage them via my backup, but some of the older entries have in excess of 100 comments, and I am not sure that I have that kind of patience.

Speaking of patience, thank you for waiting! I hope the new site is worth it.

The English Make The Best Lovers

I just found out about her Aquinas midsection -
a type by throne discordant.
that organize as our monestary
close to able, bellicose
of count, too rancorous
go, slovenly orphanage
tetravent apology
[and] always on time;
God! save the Queen!